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Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
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1:30 am
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So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.
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| Sunday, September 6th, 2009
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2:25 am
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| Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
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11:07 pm
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| Monday, June 29th, 2009
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10:27 pm
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I would post more often on this, but alas I have nothing deep to say.
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| Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
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4:45 am
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| Friday, August 29th, 2008
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11:21 pm
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Dear asshole albertsons customers severely convinced that the second you walk in to the door your intelligence quota and your rationality level is completely tossed aside and than trampled on by a horde of midget elephants. Anyway you are extremely too panicked over a hurricane that is not even in the gulf of mexico yet. there is no excuse for purchasing $300 worth of toilet paper and toothpaste, what the fuck are you expecting to hit, an atomic bomb, the levees to break? We do not have levees anyway I hope your head explodes.
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| Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
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12:49 am
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I think I have to many thoughts to make a linear subject on here.
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| Monday, June 23rd, 2008
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1:28 am
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| Saturday, May 31st, 2008
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12:33 am
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Nooo....more workkkkkkkk pleeeeeasssseeeeeeee...............
Must play with legos.
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| Sunday, April 27th, 2008
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9:53 pm
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Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially
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| Thursday, April 24th, 2008
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8:17 pm
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Comedy is an important way to explore the human condition
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| Monday, April 21st, 2008
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11:50 am
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SCHOOOOL IS ALMOST OVER I MAY HAVE LIFE AGAIN!(*#$*!@(#*#(!@*#(!@*#(!@*#*!($*@(#&%*(@&$*#!@&
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| Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
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3:03 am
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| Saturday, February 16th, 2008
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2:43 am
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| Friday, December 28th, 2007
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5:59 pm
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| Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
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4:30 am - What a superfluous BLOG(unnecessary)
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The rest of the time I sit and stare into space. I really don't think I'm all there anymore but sometimes I wonder why life has no poetic justice, take that for a spin eh. I watch people worry, I read books, watch Television, though my own emotions stay on a flatline not going from excited and not yet apathy it's just on a steady notion and any question or moral dilemna that is brought to me the response that just comes is Meh, EH? okay. This is some jibberish, blunging, blanking rubbish.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots. How's that for christmas spirit?
I like Christmas mainly because I like lights and you know decorations. I wish everyone the best.
I have to go return some video tapes.
current mood:  chipper
current music: Iron and Wine
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| Sunday, November 25th, 2007
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5:50 pm
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I am taking a three day break from everything in the world except school. What a wonderful last week of semester to be sick on yes?
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| Friday, November 23rd, 2007
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3:41 am
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| Saturday, November 17th, 2007
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2:59 am
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| Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
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3:06 am
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sometimes, I pretty much hate everything lol
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